Where are my key? i have hunted for my house key all bloody light of day...

i have hunted for my house key all bloody light of day and to no avail i swear they were on the couch later night and i hold been house bound adjectives day coz i cant lock my door and my hubys gone work so come on which one of you have em!
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Answers:    I have them down my pant
Does any one know where on earth i...
I think i hear them in the couch, probably down the side by the arm that nearly reaches to the floor if you push intricate enuf? I lose stuff down there adjectives the time!