What smells worse than a late mouse? a friend and i were discussing mouse traps and poison, stating that...

a friend and i were discussing mouse traps and poison, stating that the drawback of poison is that the mouse could die out-of-reach and stink up the place, to which my friend commented "few things smell worse than a unresponsive mouse." and i cannot help but wonder ...
Two dead mice?


You don't hold a newborn do you??

Cuz thier shitty diapers will win out any time.
Answers:    My brothers flatulence.