Un-coolest town within the UK? I don't know what it's like to live near, but Milton Keynes...
I don't know what it's like to live near, but Milton Keynes used to be called the suicide wherewithal, but it has a snow-dome & I guess there's more work and smaller quantity crime than Stockport, Peterlee & Scunthorpe.
Any other suggestions ?
Answers: Hull. It defies belief. And to infer our slogan is "It's never dull in Hull". Not a big suicide rate or anything, but we did procure number 1 in Crap Towns book...Hull- It smells of destruction. The silent threat of violence hang in the upper air, along with the smell from the chocolate factory, which don't smell of chocolate by the way, they smell of annihilation. If the wind comes from the south east, we bring back the stale fishy smell from Grimbsy docks. Nice. Oh, and we also have a crap local authority, which be said to be the richest council in the UK netting lb263m, blowing the lot, and more in three years (On what, I have no idea) A fortune be spent on central heat for empty council houses that are presently due to be demolished.
The place was bombed heavily within WW2, and never rebuilt properly, simply some lunatic came along within the sixties and seventies and applied gallons of concrete. Sorry to ramble on, but I live here lol
try the essex coast its got everything