OMG ahh Help! eek!? Omg their is a huge wasp sitting right on my ceiling fan...

Omg their is a huge wasp sitting right on my ceiling fan above my bed. what do I do and how do i kill it minus getting stung! please answer this is creeping me out! And I don't have any wasp spray any suggestions thanks!
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Answers:    Can you spray him next to hairspray? It will make his wings dry stiff and he won't know how to fly, then you can whack him with a shoe.

I HATE wasps. Kill him appropriate.
I dreamt that I be lay on the...
Get a glass tumbler and a piece of card.get the wasp into the chalice,sliding the card over on top of glass(to keep it in).Be liberal and let it go.
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Hit next to magazine or anything like that . Roll up and swat. Or turn the fan on an tender him a ride.