Conifers how do you grow conifers?
Answers: the best way is to install some garden gnome and instruct them to chant hours of darkness and day to your conifer seedling. i have eleven conifers immediately using this method, and they are all really big.
however, sort sure you buy the correct gnomes, because if you don't they will in truth take your conifers.
DON'T !
My neighbours put a row of conifers within some years ago.
They are now some 15ft soaring, and not only draw crude water from the garden plants, shade the hindmost garden, but provide for nesting pigeons, who crap on the car.
A complete annoying person, and apart from ornamental miniature variety, should not be grown in UK gardens.
Conifers will shift mad on planting, and no special treatment is needed. But please be aware that they can put on 2ft per year, and become a problem.
Bob