What you do in the region of a guy who stealthily found the ARK chopped it into firewood and next selling it on EBAY? He found the Ark brought it back to England on a German...
He found the Ark brought it back to England on a German herring trawler into Ipswich, disassembled it but made no plans on how to reconstruct the darn item, so he hauled the treasure into his backyard, which started to look like parts of the black forest within one pile, of course the neighbors complained and his wife went ballistic so he approved to chop it into small bundles of firewood and now he sells the single lot for 20 quid on Ebay.
I am afraid the Ark will be lost forever surrounded by a fortnight.
Who you gonna call?
Those logs are really soft and not even made from wood we made them earlier another load can be made in the morning. He obviously have gifts of an unusual nature.
Should he consider politics?
Pen-Busters. If this Ipswich nitwit have any sense, he would at least have withheld one splinter and claimed that it come from Noah's a s s when he fell on the deck and Barney the dinosaur had to extract it with a dodo beak. That should put in at least another 30 quid to the sales price. Too fruitless about the dodo going extinct. Probably never even got an extra herring for the splinter extraction services. The expression "double crossed"
comes from individuals selling bits of wood from the Cross of Jesus, but somebody remarked that there would have to be at tiniest 2 crosses to justify the ammount of bits of wood being sold.
As for the ARK, no adjectives that its really bits of the REAL ARK, if there is ever any hope of ever seeing whatever is vanished of the REAL ARK.
Not something to get your nickers in a verbs over.
Answers: I've got the animals too if anybody's interested.
If you re in the investment business I own some wall paper caliber stocks -CHEAP
And I'll trrow in my own river engine plans too all for only !9.95 US AMERICAN and later you never have to but gasoline again.
Ghost-Busters
Dude, don't buy any bridges from him, ok?
Or, you could buy up the pieces and glue it all put a bet on together, and you'll be a hero, or something.
Yo, spamman," knickers in a twist" that's funny stuff.
(ok, i'm from california, so?)
Please let him know that topical York City is looking to sell the Brooklyn Bridge and I can broker the deal for him!! Morgan Freeman will be so angry!!