Super paste on my desk? I feel silly, but I put my super gum bottle on my...

I feel silly, but I put my super gum bottle on my desk and apparently it broke..
Now there is a big threatening desk with a super bonding agent bottle cap stuck to it. lol.
Yes, you can titter, I am laughing right now as I put a hood over it so nobody can see it. =]
I used nail polish remover near acetone, but it didn't do anything.
I don't know what kind of wood my desk is, it is a short time ago dark. :/
Answers:    Yeah, that's pretty funny. I hold lots of experience with superglue, including accidentally glue my fingers together THREE TIMES. :-D If you tried acetone with no luck, you might hold to give it longer. Pour some on and tolerate it set (but the stuff evaporates pretty quickly). It should eventally start dissolving it. But you might have to scuff at it with a gouge, too.
sand it down LoL