No hose surrounded by Cosham, Portsmouth? Does anyone on here live in Portsmouth and hold no water and...

Does anyone on here live in Portsmouth and hold no water and know what the problem is?
I hold phoned the water board and they don't know what the problem is but will transport out an engineer. I newly want a wash and a cup of coffee!

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Answers:    So that puts an wind up to that old limerick

" There be an old woman from Cosham
Who took out her eyeballs to wash 'em..."

Cheer up - it'll be vertebrae on soon. Don't forget to run the taps.

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You live by the the deep, wheres the problem?

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