Does someone take home bungee cords big satisfactory to hold my roof on? Rain in torrents; big, black clouds, Wind that rushes uncontrolled and loud Send...

Rain in torrents; big, black clouds,
Wind that rushes uncontrolled and loud
Send shingles flying here and yon
Will bungee cords help hold them on?


Where should I dispatch my human to buy a house-size bungee?

As a side note, how would I convince the dog to bungee submerge once the storm passes?

Ffft! Ffft! >:<
Answers:    USA I really resembling the poetry. But, unfortunately, near is no bungee cord or equivalent device to hold a roof on. Every manufacturer provides installation instructions - and they involve to be followed. The instructions include high entwine applications.

What do you want to hold down?
Hey, I didn't know you are a poet, now that's seriously better that the ones that are posted as poems!

Bungee cord that size, hmmm, maybe some of the ones that broke while person used by a jumper, I'm sure not a soul will want to use that one again!

That poor doggie..get after him next to your claws to the eyes, then he won't be seeing where on earth you are taking him.
Maybe you would rather transport that used bungee for that purpose.I know how a dog would affect my well-being if I was a cat too.