Aaaaah! BUG!? AAAAAH! Ok, THERE IS A HUGE GREEN SCARAB-TYPE BUG WITH PROPER LEGS...

AAAAAH! Ok, THERE IS A HUGE GREEN SCARAB-TYPE BUG WITH PROPER LEGS AND ANTLERS AND A SHELL ON THE CEILING OF THE BY THE DOOR SILL IN OUR BATHROOM!! HOW DO I GET RID OF IT AND WHAT IS IT!? IS IT POISONOUS? WE CAN'T GO IN BECAUSE IT MIGHT FALL ON US!!
buy yourself one of these.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flamethrowe...

digit out the rest on your own.

HEHE
step one: open the door.
step two: smash the bug with a steel-toe boot.
step three: throw the bug away.
step four: close the door.
Answers:    Cover it with a bucket or glass later slide a paper/plastic sheet under it to trap it in the bucket/glass next transport it outside.
This also works well with bat.
Wish I was there to see this point.
Use the broom and try not to harm it.