Would you mind if I turned into a fly as this mole isn't even a proper pest is it? ...

What is your favorite composter or composting method?
Answers:    No Molely don't do it, one whack with a swatter and you're a goner. First, it's not a terribly good diet, you valley yourself on rotting flesh and dog crap. Then you'll have the audacity to vomit, crap and pee adjectives over my morning corn flakes - WHACK - oops, sorry Moley. Moles are cute in a Hedgehog kinda agency, especially a blue butted variety, so you enjoy some positive 'press' to overcome. To reinstate yourself as pest you could tunnel the word FECKER in lawns and gardens. You could spawn crop circles passe. RScott
Mushrooms within my mat?
don`t go molie .