Why are garden gnome evil?
I HATE GNOMES!
I can never understand why so lots people in Europe enjoy those ugly things in their garden!
Anna is surely right. I've seen them acting like arseholes surrounded by the garden over the road. They are so sexually frustrated that, well i can't print that type of thing here, but suffice to voice the cat won't go anywhere near them anymore! Know what i niggardly? my partner says, as far as she knows.here not evil.and i agree!the more,the merrier.have fun!!
Answers: Because they pretend to be standing still in your garden, but as soon as you are looking in another direction, they engender faces at you, really nasty face, and they throw curses at you! The more you pass them, the more angry they get! Sometimes they find so infuriated and frustrated that they finish all of your peanut butter while you sleep so there are none vanished in the morning to have for breakfast. The little bastards.
This is as expected all due to the fact that garden gnome have no sexual organs, so they cannot reproduce. Let alone have a *.
because they get picked on in high college