While digging my garden the other hours of daylight i come across some bones... i promptly contacted hot scotland courtyard !? ....who immediately hermetically sealed of my garden and sent their forensic and...
....who immediately hermetically sealed of my garden and sent their forensic and pathologist in... Bugga me! see in your mind`s eye my surprise when they told me it was the body of my pet budgie (Edward) that i have dug up... and to think i just buried him 2 weeks ago! suppose you cant be to careful in this day and age.... anyone want to buy a cage and some trill cheap?????
Answers: Was that your indolent way of getting your garden dug over for free?
what a chirp of a request for information