The eye fo the tiger (or is it tractor)? i wrote a song for my friend. He is a major red...

i wrote a song for my friend. He is a major red nouns and so i took lyrics from eye of the tiger and converted them to eye of the tractor. tell me if its funny, or if u know of such a song?
Risin up, fund on my farm
Did my time, planted the seed
With the distance now I¡¯m final on my farm
Just a hick and his struggle for survival
So oodles times, the season was too promptly
You change your clothing once in a blue moon
Don¡¯t lose your grip on the ear of the corn
You must farm, a short time ago to keep you pigs alive
It the eye of the tractor it¡¯s the cream of the crop
Risin up to the dare of a farmer
And the end known survivor stalks his pigs within the night
And he¡¯s watching us adjectives in the eye of the tractor
Tool to tool, out within the field
Hangin squash, staying hungry
They stack the crops subsidise in the barn
For we plant, lately to stay alive
It the eye of the tractor it¡¯s the cream of the crop
Risin up to the challenge of a cultivator
And the last agreed survivor stalks his pigs in the dark
And he¡¯s watching us all within the
Last year's meadow mower grease?
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I've hear a similar one, since I know a red neck too. We also started to write one to the tune of Ridin' by Chamillionaire, contained by which "Dirty" is the pig's name.

Looks dutiful to me, but it could use some work.

The picture on this site is called "The Eye of the Tractor": http://www.andymahoney.com/

This is a knit to the song "Did you ever get a ride on a tractor?": http://ie.youtube.com/watch?v=c45Lna2lvx...

This is like song with different circumstance music: http://ie.youtube.com/watch?v=c45Lna2lvx...

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THAT IS REALLY GREAT. I am from farm country and it made me guffaw out loud. Good Job!!