Suppose you kill somebody...? How would you dispose of the body without getting caught? Would you...

How would you dispose of the body without getting caught? Would you dump it somewhere? Bury it in the backyard or crypt? Dissolve it in lime? What? What would your master plan be that would allow you to get away next to it?

And no, I haven't killed anybody and I'm not planning to - I was a short time ago curious
use acid to burn the whole body,resembling the tv serie the duke of mount deer. MURDERER! AAAAAAAAHHH!!HHaarrgrhrgrgrhggrhrgrhrg... PLEASE DONT KILL ME PLEAEEEASEE AAAGRJRGRJGARJGARGAJGARGHGAHGGHAMURDERER...
Yeah, thats not a suspicious examine at all. However Since I would never kill anybody, I definetely would not do this.

I would not drain their blood into a bucket to use for a garden. Next I would not at any cost verbs a 4 foot hole and skin and filet the body. I absolutely would not take the bones from said body and pile them outside the hole. In no track would I pour lime into hole to help eat up the life meats. Probably wouldnt cover the hole with a planter box. The blood and bones(now ground up) would not be mixed together and used surrounded by the planter box.

This answer is purely for entertainment purposes and should not be used in any other method.
Answers:    Before I say anything let me engender it clear I would never do something like this

Well that kind of entity requires planning, first if your gonna do that first you've got to wait somewhat bit before hand, hold rotten on the credit card purchases or purchase only common things, afterwards get together cash and acquire any parts you need preferably away from town. After that come back and cause any preparations necessary. Go "take care" of the character. No here is the tricky part getting away with it. There are a few ways to do it, if you did it from long reach then you could just bestow the body at the scene if you are clean enough and did the stuff I said previously then they will have a easier said than done time catching you. If its close range then you stipulation to plan before hand, its other a good idea to assassinate in the rain, make evidence a lot harder to find. So after you've killed them bear the body to a transport vehicle and transport it some where. Obviously here the more remote and out of the way the better. If you are close water and have a boat that make things real easy. If you are inland find some where on earth remote and dig a good sized hole and drop them within. Cover the body in lime or a very strong chemical if you enjoy one. Cover the hole backup, and then this is the most important quantity. Your already out there, find a spot and build a HOT fire. Then burn all of your clothes, the hotter the fire the better, this will burn sour most of the evidence from the clothing. Put on new clothes, cover up where the fire be, and go on about your morning.

As I said before I would never do any thing resembling this, that was just for entertainment
There was an episode on TV give or take a few the closest to a perfect crime.Well not counting the Hoffa mystery.

A man did this.Froze body and cut up with cuff saw then took a commercial tree shredder directing is contents into a lake from a bridge.

His singular downfall was an alert county employee saw him within.Once the disappearance was reported they put 2 and 2 together.It was kinda peculiar for someone with a tree shredder was in that in the middle of winter.

There is a moral,Robert Blake used on Barretta right?.

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Its almost impossible in this day and age, to acquire away with murder. Forensics are always a step ahead of you! I wouldnt ev en try it. Burn the body and cover it w/ sand so it looks close to a hill.
I live surrounded by an area of swamps, wetlands and the sea...in that are places where there is nought for many miles but alligators...also fish and sharks...a lot go into that water...it covers a multitude of sins... If you are going to bury, don't forget to throw several shovel-fulls of pelletized ammonia into the hole to take concern of the cadaver dogs!
Put it in the compost pile. Seriously, dairy farm can compost a whole dead cow contained by a pile of sawdust, so a human would be easier.

You need about 2-3 foot of sawdust or wood ships under the body and at sides and bottom to control the smell and any oozing body fluids.

It takes a couple of months, afterwards you can sift the compost and crush any leftover bones. Compost a bit more to destroy any DNA from the bones and thne put an trailer on Craigslist for "FREE COMPOST!"

Of course, if they suspect me and search the property, I'm caught.
I would burn him, then bury him, next grow grass over it. I think you should eat it. Then sharpen the femur and impale yourself near it.
Do you like corn on the cobb? Hmm

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or own a wood chipper?

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0116282/

There are plenty of answers from Hollywood.

About any mafia flick will give a few ideas.
I own 60 acres. drive half way contained by dump the body drive back. thats it. thats probably not the smartest thing to ask on an online forum