Humping.......................... I need to shift a nouns of soil from my back garden,...

I need to shift a nouns of soil from my back garden, I cant bring back a wheel barrow or machinery through to the rear garden so I think I'm moved out with humping it contained by bags through to the front. My wife say I shouldn't chuck my muck over my shoulder otherwise I'll do my back surrounded by. What other ways can I do it, I need to shift around 12 tonne to net way for my conservatory floor
Answers:    Get your wife to do it.
do 1 bag, fiddle getting a bad final, tell the mrs she will hold to do the rest.
I bet she wont, & I bet she will find enough money to payment someone who will.