How does one remove a tree hugger? The other day I have my man Bagthorpe(87) lop down two...
The other day I have my man Bagthorpe(87) lop down two ruddy big Oaks on the old estate as I fairly fancied a new dining room table, he manage to lop one of the blighter down but before he get to the second, some scruffy smelly tree hugging oiks hutched up the ruddy tree and will not come down and presently they are shouting some trife about a preservation something waffle?
Can I newly pop them off beside the Purdey or is their some other in humane method I may use ?
Can any one support?
Answers: Well my dear, I feel here is something to be said for the traditional methods - whatever happen to good outmoded dynamite? This will remove both tree and said smelly oik - with the added control of leaving a lovely crater for your golf course. Pip Pip! x
Have your prehistoric boy take a chainsaw to the tree whilst the hugger contained by still in it. Meanwhile you standby near your trusty Purdey and prepare for some sport shooting when the bothersome hugger decides to vacate the premises. Keep contained by mind to give him a 3 count since firing as you will want to be sporting fellow.