How can I stop a racoon from stealing my rum!!? This racoon keeps getting into my house, into my alcohol cabinet and...

This racoon keeps getting into my house, into my alcohol cabinet and drinking my freakin rum! its the third time it have happened! I dont know how it get into the house, and it always go for the rum!
Today it was passed out contained by the backyard... i got the hose and sprayed it and it drunkly crawled away...
and only 5 minutes ago I saw it running across my yard so it must be sobering up by presently...
anyone have a similar problem beside drunken racoons???
Why would a tree own branches on one...
Answers:    Yeah, blame it on the racoon!!
Sand spreader nurture rate?
kill it