Has anyone ever did what my Mary did end year, she put loads of bonemeal on the garden and hoed it surrounded by next? the flippin dog went round the borders scatching al my plants out....

the flippin dog went round the borders scatching al my plants out. Just caught her coming out of the shed near some more of the soddin stuff. I ain't said anything to her like, I don't want her to stop doing the garden. I've get a problem on my hands any thinking?.
Answers:    Hi Wat, long time no see. Nice to have your Mary episodes again.
I see Mary have been misbehaving herself again by doing adjectives your gardening ! One of these days she's going to procure fed up beside your moaning and leave you to it, consequently you will have a problem!!
Seriously a few years ago I have a Jack Russell which dug large holes surrounded by the borders after I had applied bone breakfast time around the roses. He never had a thorn gash though, the little blighter was too clever for that.
So beware gardeners, if you enjoy a dog, beware of the bone meal. Good long enduring stuff though.
Eat the dog.