A examine just about my neighbor female involving my garden...? my neighbor lady keep stealing cucumbers from my garden.. ...
my neighbor lady keep stealing cucumbers from my garden..
she digs them up and carries them within a bucket to her house...
my other neighbors told me that they often see her taking the cucumbers from my garden...
what should i do more or less this??
my pet yak is upset because he has no cucumbers to guzzle now...
Answers: Hmmmm....Your neighbor woman is DIGGING up those cuccumbers, huh?
What did you do, cross your cucumbers with peanuts, or potatoes? Perhaps carrot?
I'd let her hold digging up the cuccumbers that are growing under ground....probability are she's just digging up yak turds. A might precipitate for cuccumbers to be producing anyway.
Might want to plant some fresh cuccumber seeds, and set the vines to climb UP. That will fool your neighbor woman....she won't be expecting them to be growing up, instead of what-ever it is that is growing beneath ground.
By the way, I live practical someone who raises yaks. They are not as big as you might construe. Rather like a walking mat with horns.
By the style, if you REALLY want to get your neighbors goose, next buy something cucumber shaped at the adult store and bury it where on earth she will dig it up.
~Garnet
Homesteading/Farming over 20 years
(and know that cucumbers do not grow underground)
FENCE IT OFF AND PUT A NO TRESPASSING SIGN
THEN SEND HER A BILL FOR WHAT SHE'S ALREADY TAKEN