Super Glue catastrophe! Help? I was supergluing a plastic ruler back together and the bottle spilled...

I was supergluing a plastic ruler back together and the bottle spilled on my knees. It was soaked through my jeans and now my testicles are stuck to my jeans and leg (not kidding). The bonding agent is stinging them a bit but my real problem is seperating my pants and leg from my nuts. Can anyone report me how to get out of my sticky situation? What dissolves super Glue? The glue packet doesn't right to be heard!
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Emergency room hun. Cause super glue tears skin if you try to pull them apart, you definetly dont want to ehm, ruin those parts. Besides it would blow your furture youd probably end up going to the emergeny room in the shutting anyways! If you really dont want to you can use nail polish remover but eesh thatll hurt. Good luck babe!
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go to the Emergency room. They own seen this before. They own the solution to your sticky situation.
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Two other people already said it first, but I wanted to attach that I've had similar experiences (not quite as dramatic as yours, though!) and acetone (or pin polish remover) will dissolve dried super glue.

I used to work in a guitar shop and do mother of pearl inlay contained by instruments. I'd keep a tube of super glue handy by clamping my teeth down on the bonnet, pulling the tub out and using the glue (to fix cracked pearl, mainly) and then stick the tube backbone in the cap which be still in my teeth. Once, I missed and glued my mouth shut!! The acetone taste terrible, but I got my mouth expand without having to opening skin.

Good luck!!
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oh man you are like the situation next to the guy on american pie. ha

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acetone is the basic ingredient in finger staple polish remover..it will dissolve the glue.but this will be a very aching full/burning remedy.best bet..go to the hospital.good luck!.your going to call for it!
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Acetone is a solvent.
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Answers:    All kidding aside, use acetone or finger nail polish remover. Be sure to hose the skin this touches thoroughly after everything is "detatched". Good luck.