Please Help me my husband get stuck contained by the Bath!!? My husband, Scotch Mist, bless his little cotton socks, is a...

My husband, Scotch Mist, bless his little cotton socks, is a little overweight! (20 stones, 5'4'') he basically went to transport a bath and presently he got stuck within the bath. He can't seize up, and I can't help him out!
Waffles isn't helping any, she's just lap up the bathwater off his belly!
What should I do?
lol: Olive grease, or veg oil or moisturiser. You could also try breaking the trademark between him and the bath it could be holding him within.

Otherwise leave him contained by for a few days and hope he slims down..bless I'm 20st and 5'6" so I know how he feels :o)
sorry but are you sure your husband is really stuck? sounds to me like he is only just faking it so he can return with more time in the tub to relax while you look after waffles and cook for him.

try coaxing him out next to one of those infamous deep fried Mars bar, you will soon find out if he is genuinely stuck or not.

best of luck
Answers:    why don't you obtain in beside him and lend a hand
him lose a few pounds, don't let adjectives that lovely man meat go to leftovers, make sure
waffle is in a seperate room you don't want
to traumatise her,

and squirrel away you're false teeth she'll chew
them up.
Leave him, at some point he will lose ample weight to slip out and he will be improved as well.
Or if you insist, try a bit vegetable oil, come to consider of it, that could prove to be fun for both of you.