Now I've get problems? Everytime this one dude comes over to my place I find hairs...

Everytime this one dude comes over to my place I find hairs contained by my food and in my cooking utensils. How the F&$K can I stop this from taking place? Because of things that happened within my childhood I have a hangup of taking forks out from the silverware drawer and holding them adjectives up to the light to product sure there are no pieces of food/matter contained by between the tines, then I pick the cleanest looking one. I enjoy lunch everyday about 1:00 and so as I be fixing my lunch I opened the silverware drawer and took the forks out to inspect them and behold at the bottom of the tray in attendance is about 3 hair laying in that. I freaked.
I realize there are culture out there who enjoy bigger problems than this.
I don't, however. All I want is a simple piece of advice or perchance a few tips and my problems will be over. Tanx
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Answers:    You've narrowed the problem to that one dude. Tell that dude to buzz off or shave his guide. What's he doing in your fork drawer anyway? That's simply crossing the line.

The OCD above? I didn't know someone be OCD because they didn't like have hair contained by their food or on stuff they eat next to...man I guess im OCD too.
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Are you OCD, perhaps? Try some treatment.