If I pooped a tack hammer.? how bad would it hurt? like 1 to 10.

how bad would it hurt? like 1 to 10.
10000000000000 times 80 its kinda similar to a brick but it doesnt come out smooth well , if you didnt poop it head first , the claws could waste ya...
Depends on the compassionate of hammer, a claw hammer's probably abut an eight, but a ball peen seem like it would be a little gentler, approaching a 3, but a mallet could easily be a 10. There is a great mixed bag of hammers, varying in painfullness. How did u swallow the tack hammer ? What did u wash it down with? Nails? Like a 20(a)ss
Answers:    10 , but if you pooped a sledge hammer you would probably urinate nails too,and that's another 10-so i would say 20
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