How do I rob a shower correctly? like how much soap should i use, where on earth do i...

like how much soap should i use, where on earth do i wash, how long to shower, how much shampoo to use and how to use it. 10 points to the best answer
Answers:    This adjectives depends on If you are a man or woman.
If you are a woman
1. Take off clothes and place within laundry hamper.
2. Get surrounded by the shower. Look for facecloth, washcloth, long loofah, wide loofah and pumice stone.
3. Wash your quill.
4. Repeat step 3
5. Condition your hair. Leave on hackle for fifteen minutes.
6. Wash your face beside crushed apricot facial scrub
7. Wash entire rest of body with body hose.
8. Rinse conditioner off quill
9. Shave..um well everything.
10. Turn past its sell-by date shower.
11. Spray Shower down with Tilex
12. Get out of shower, dry bad and wrap hair contained by huge absorbent towel.
If you are a man
1. Take stale clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed and will them in a pile.
2. Get within the shower.
3. Don't bother to look for a washcloth. (you don't use one)
4. Wash your face.
5. Wash everything else.
6. Shampoo your mane. (do not use conditioner)
7. Make a shampoo Mohawk.
8. Open shower curtain. Check out Mohawk in mirror
9. Rinse rotten and get out of the shower. Fail to observe water on the floor because you not here the curtain hanging out of the tub when you checked your shampoo Mohawk.
10. Partially dry bad.
11. Leave shower curtain open and showery bath mat on the floor.
12. Leave bathroom enthusiast and light on.
13. Throw raining towel on the bed. Take 2 minutes to get dressed.

Hope this help ;)
I don't know how old you are but at my age the correct mode to shower is with a bough of the opposite sex.