What should I sticky label my night light switch?

Everybody has at smallest one light switch contained by their homes that does nothing. As too oodles Stephen Wright jokes own dictated, they probably control something cool or weird.

I intend to sign my unused light switch as if it really did something amazing.

So far, my planning to label it are "Abort," "Reality on/off," and "good/bad." Know anything else I could put within?
u can make ppl say aloud it doesnt do anything swich or the ez swich


"LAUNCH"

"IQ TEST"
Answers:    I like the first two. You might also try "Damned if you do/don't" if you own the space.

Heaven/hell?