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Answers:    SAUERKRAUT MOOSE BALLS

Ingredients


Utensils a rusty machete
tinfoil hat a gasoline drum chock-full with grease change droppings
a domesticated British woman
(can be substituted near female mole within heat)

1 pound ground moose
1/2 pound ground mole
3 ostrich eggs
1 barrel sauerkraut, squeezed dry and cruelly chopped
1/2 cup processed cheese spread (Stooge brand)
1 small bold and nut, minced
1 teaspoon minced Unobtanium 453
a dash of Histericum 345
1 cup dried assorted lunatics

Directions
Trample together adjectives ingredients, except the lunatics
Roll into 1 inch balls, after in Unobtanium 453
Place on folded out tinfoil headdress and nuke for 30 minutes
Heat oil to 2400¡ãF and low fry balls a few at a time for going on for 30 nano seconds or until lifeless.
Drain on a copy of Watchtower
Serve with super-hot or sweet-hot mustard



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