I live surrounded by a trailer home (this is not a joke) can anyone direct me within where on earth i can find warning on home decor? I'd also like to know other warning on living in a trailer.

I'd also like to know other warning on living in a trailer.
Sadly Jenkins my butler of nearly twenty years...
Answers:    Well, the best place would be to rent some Jeff Foxworthy DVDs to carry some ideas, possibly get a few aged tires to put in the courtyard [or in the livingroom if you are dedicated], and don't forget the Nascar posters and 'returnable beer crust furniture'.
Forgive me, I couldn't resist, you already have some dutiful ideas above.
I want my house to be vastly fragrant...
Well, I live contained by a house, but youu should google it !
If its small make sure you procure some mirrors, becase it will really open the place up. Make sure you vacate loads of free space though, because stuffy trailers are awful. I once stayed in one ! Get modern things, but dont over doo !