Have you ever broken your front door by sliding down the bannister too swift and flying sour the closing stages?
Twice this week already, which is strange as I live in a bungalow. LOL > no my bannister flies off straight into a wall >ouch
i broke the cat flap was sliding down the stairs on a matress and the staircase is rounded and the kitchen is streight in front come zoomin down the stairs and have got wooden flooring my chief went thru the cat flap
x No but I did fall down the stairs and straight through the cup panel at the side of the door - ended up in hospital next to 3 fractures on my leg!
Answers: not the front door, but when i was a bairn i went down one near a curve at the end at my grandparents house, didn,t stop before the curve and my leg hit the bend.
it tipped me over so i hit the big vestibule wall mirror, that fell off and broke, hit the old antique gramaphone near the corner and that went through the cane speaker follwing through to the biggest pitcher i,ve ever seen, filled next to flowers and water, (no plastic in those days) which promptly dumped its nouns over the hall carpet, which only to round it off had individual been down a week.
honestly, you could not make it up for a story.
mother go ape, grandmother went aaahhh, is he ok?, grandad nearly wet himself next to laughter and the dog took off outside approaching an exocet.
me, i lay there and cried cos i thought i would get a hiding.
result, grandma won and i get off with a sore come first and a sore bum
No but that would be a good course to make a buck if you recorded it and sent it into ''You've be framed!'' lol no, id probly break my backside as theres a pillar at the end of the banister railing
I've have not, since I don't have the front door at the bottom of the bannister but it does sounds fun. HAHAHAHAHAHA - No, but that sure sounds similar to fun - well, all except for that ending part!