Why Do women collect so much cr@p ? There are drwers full of cr@p in our kitchen and the cupbard...

There are drwers full of cr@p in our kitchen and the cupbard underneath the sink is like a chemical factory. Why ?, it's adjectives my wifes about 10 different oven cleaners and the ovens filthy.
Why do women do this?
How do I hold on to my towels...
Answers:    you never know when you might want something. Maybe she likes own useless stuff around the house (hint hint)
Anyone know where on earth I can buy...
Maybe she's hinting for YOU to clean the oven.