How can one homily their garden gnome into getting into the triple-load wash gadget at the laundry mat? I tried to trick them but they still refuse to seize...
I tried to trick them but they still refuse to seize in here.
Answers: That's easy. Buy one of the little wooden boxes from the crafts store that looks approaching a pirate's treasure chest. Fill it up with slugs or Chuck E Cheese coins or pennies. Rub some dirt on it and next carry it out to the garden, tiptoe ancient the gnomes resembling you have some great not to be disclosed purpose and then head them to the laundry mat (maybe with dropped coins) and "hide" the chest contained by the washing gadget. When they climb in, snatch the chest out, slam the door and hose the little guys. Simple!
Herd them in here with a pressure washer wand,
I detestation garden gnomes when they gain all cheesy smelling.