Feces on husband's underwear? I am so tired of having to wash my husband's sh1t-streaked boxers....
I am so tired of having to wash my husband's sh1t-streaked boxers. It's not resembling it's just a faint little spot, it's a column of crusty feces going all the way up the subsidise seam! I've asked him whether he wipes his bunghole thoroughly after pinching a loaf, and he claims he does. But he obviously doesn't. Every week I hold to wash these crap-coated things. Most of the time he goes commando, so his jeans are also streaked next to poo. I've thought about just refuse to wash fecal clothes, but he'll get nutty at me if I do that. Do I even have a right to be pissed at him for his bad hygiene? What should I do?
UGG, I used to have this problem with my husband (though not as bad), I would hold to wash his twice with Clorox bleach to seize rid of the stains, and the colored drawers would just get tossed out. Now I buy thoes White Cloud damp wipes and have put them surrounded by both bathrooms and I have noticed a 100% modification. I personally wouldn't wash them. I would ask him to wipe better and if he doesn't appendage him a thing of laundry soap and tell him to wipe them himself. I've told my husband to do his own laundry at times. If he gets mad oh all right... your getting mad at him for leaving you to do his dirty work.
Keep his laundry in a separate laundry creel. Use Oxy spray.
Wash his clothes by themselves. Make him wash his own clothes. But the problem with this is that you really do not want him operating the wash machine, do you. Throw out the really bad ones. Buy flushable wipe. Show him the evidence. Skid marks show up on bath towels, bed sheets and clothing.
Jeez, I am so relieved to know that I am not alone.
Kudos for asking the funniest question I've ever read in cleaning and laundry. You know, every man I know have this same problem. Personally I think it's because of their passionate farting...you know, how they put their adjectives into it. I put baby wipes on the vertebrae of our toilet but like I said, I don't think the wipe is the problem, I firmly believe it's the farting. I mean haven't you seen them stop what their doing and administer a little squat just so they can push? I've see it a million times and every time I think, Yeah that's gona leave a imperfection. Just spray them with Spray n Wash and wash 'em and don't verbs about it. That's just men for ya.
Does he enjoy a huge belly? If so,he can't reach to wipe it,as my husband couldn't. Plain hydrogen peroxide is what us RN's used to remove blood,urine,feces from underwear clothes.Pour it on in the tub,permit it remove the worst,rinse then use any stain spray. Well I used to tell my toddler to wipe until you can't see anything on the toilet newspaper... maybe he needs to try that... I am sorry you are going through that.. He is a grown man. He should be wash his own clothes anyway, in my opinion.. :)
Answers: My ex husband used to do a "wipe" next to one of his socks at night before he get into bed... I refused to touch the disgusting things! I would not wash them! Go buy him the flushable drizzling wipes, they won't hurt his little tushie, and they certainly catch all of the poo off... buy two clothes baskets and a two of a kind of rubber gloves. Put on the rubber gloves and weed out the non poo clothes and wash them, and leave the poo clothes surrounded by the extra basket... Let him know you won't wash them until he learn how to wipe the right way...You married him to be his wife, not his mommy! Good luck!
Have him wear a diaper! Believe it or not this could actually be a health problem. He might obligation a check up from a dr.
thats first of adjectives kind of funny not for you i know but just from a third group perspective. i would buy him some boxers that dont go up his *** or maybe stir up him to not wear his pants so high where on earth they are completely inside of him I'd be pissed and not wash them. Id also be so turned off by this that he wouldn't gain any action either. Thats freshly not right. Get him some handy wipes or baby wipe. Set them on the toilet for him.